MURIEL LAVENDER: POETRIX
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"Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery."
Jane Austen
Muriel Lavender is the perfect entertainment for genteel Ladies and Gentlemen who dearly love a hearty guffaw at anything rather rude. Not that Muriel is (all that) rude - of course not. If she has anything really filthy to say she usually hides behind her fan in case her Governess hears.
Muriel's shows are tailored individually to each event. She will Compère your evening's entertainment and/or prepare one or two sets for you, of ten to thirty minutes each. She can feature a costume change and ad-hoc poetry performances for your guests - when she isn't talking about her clothes, which is the other thing all her audiences love to ask her about!
To find out rates and to book Muriel for hen parties, birthdays, Cabaret, Burlesque evenings, private events, WI galas or any of your evening entertainments, click here.
Jane Austen
Muriel Lavender is the perfect entertainment for genteel Ladies and Gentlemen who dearly love a hearty guffaw at anything rather rude. Not that Muriel is (all that) rude - of course not. If she has anything really filthy to say she usually hides behind her fan in case her Governess hears.
Muriel's shows are tailored individually to each event. She will Compère your evening's entertainment and/or prepare one or two sets for you, of ten to thirty minutes each. She can feature a costume change and ad-hoc poetry performances for your guests - when she isn't talking about her clothes, which is the other thing all her audiences love to ask her about!
To find out rates and to book Muriel for hen parties, birthdays, Cabaret, Burlesque evenings, private events, WI galas or any of your evening entertainments, click here.